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Peter |
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Onsdag d. 16. august 2006 06:30:51 |
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Det er med beklagelse at man må konstatere at dette forum lider under manglende opdatering. I disse tider hvor en computer er hver mands eje burde du gå ind til en nabo og låne en computer til disse opdateringer. Det er nok en gang med beklagelse, jeg må skrive om dette emne! |
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Dave |
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Tirsdag d. 15. august 2006 00:55:24 |
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Morton, that's my favourite joke, and I've told it many times. I once managed to make it last nearly half an hour (with the help of a few beers). Thanks for reminding me of it. Dave. |
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Morten Nysten |
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Mandag d. 14. august 2006 13:55:44 |
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A young Aussie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job. The manager asked "Do you have any sales experience?" The young man answered "Yeah, I was a salesman back home." The manager liked the Aussie so he gave him the job. His first day on the job was challenging and busy, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the manager came down and asked. "OK, so how many sales did you make today?" The Aussie said "One." The manager groaned and continued "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?" "£124,237.64 The manager choked and exclaimed "124,237.64 POUNDS" What the hell did you sell him?" "Well, first I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium fish hook, And then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was Going fishing and he said down at the coast, so I told him he would need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin-engined Power Cat. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to car sales and I sold him the 4 x 4 Suzuki". The manager, incredulous, said "You mean to tell me....a guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and 4x4?" "No no no......he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his lady friend and I said......... Well, since your weekend's f**ked, you might as well go fishing." |
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David |
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Søndag d. 13. august 2006 17:08:27 |
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Gunnar, I've just returned from my holiday in France (about 2 hours ago), and checked your diary, and see that you need some clarification. I can confirm that a 'Railway Sleeper' is in fact a heavy bat. (mine has been described as such, by my team-mates, but I believe that my bat is several ounces lighter than either Tresco's or Freddie's!). I will get back to you regarding the Danish translations! |
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Morten Nysten |
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Fredag d. 11. august 2006 08:21:51 |
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Mor, mor, må jeg godt gå ud på isen? - Nej lille skat, den er alt for usikker! - Jamen, Far er da gået derud! - Han er også bedre forsikret! |
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Morten Nysten |
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Fredag d. 11. august 2006 08:18:31 |
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Peter til Else: Mor, mor! Hvad sker der med gamle biler når de ikke kan køre mere? Så kommer der en og sælger den til far! |
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Peter |
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Tirsdag d. 8. august 2006 20:46:11 |
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Se lige denne her! http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/07/13/zidane_headbutt_outrage/ |
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Peter |
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Mandag d. 7. august 2006 04:22:42 |
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Ja, så kom det. Det måtte jo komme. For sådan er det når der er lidt succes i Aarhus. Et håb om bedre tider. Så skal vi begraves i vores eget lort..... Hvorfor kan Jesper Sørensen overspurtes af den mand med et ben jeg så på atletikbanen lige inden kampen? Hvorfor skal Pleidrup skyde selv når Graulund er så nøgen som man kan blive inde ved pletten? Hvorfor spiller man høje bolde frem til en mand der er 175 i hele første halvleg? Hvorfor har vi 7-9 kæmpechancer i kampen som ikke fører til mål? Hvorfor begynder spillerne først at kæmpe når de er bagude 3-0 og reelt har tabt kampen? Spillerne gjorde hvad de kunne i anden halvleg, men det var bare for sent på det tidspunkt. Men de fortjener kredit for 2. halvleg. Hvorfor er jeg stadig hvid, når man skal være vidne til en første halvleg, som var fuldstændig det modsatte af hvad vi så i første halvleg mod Kolding? Fordi jeg elsker min klub!!!!!!! |
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Peter |
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Søndag d. 6. august 2006 18:00:46 |
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Føj for den lede....Damn....Damn 2-3 ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH og så til Næstved :( |
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Søndag d. 6. august 2006 12:33:33 |
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Så går det løs igen....KOM SÅ DE HVIIII |
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